Just because I bark doesn't mean I don't bite.

Wow. I have all this yakiniku and a fresh sushi box and a cake, man I can't eat all this myself. What am I going to do with it all?

I just don't know, what a dilemma.

Alright. The week is up. You better hope the goddammned bows you GLUED into my hair come out, you little shit.

Okay. WHAT IS THIS SHIT UNDER MY BED? I--I think it has eyes.

And LEGS?? OMGWTF SOMEONE GET THE HAZMATS! QUARANTINE IN THE DORM, STAT!

Death. Deaaaaaaaaath. By cafeteria foooooood.

I-I think I'm recovering. But... if I take a sudden turn for the worst, I want all of my video games placed in my tomb with me. And... It'd be awfully nice if Kiri could be my handmaiden in the afterlife you would all come to my funeral.

If anyone is looking for me oh... for the next couple of hours, I imagine... I will be incommunicado. I have a date with a bathtub, and a cocktail of various soothing substances.

Disturb me at your own risk. No, I won't be taking the cellphone.

You have been warned.

Well... that was a bad time to realize you're allergic to something.

A really bad time, a really bad place.

Yeah.

Ha ha ha, very funny whichever one of my siblings thought would be a good idea to send me 'recreational viewing'.

Thanks, but neither 'Hannah Does Her Sisters', 'A Few Hard Men', or 'Charlie's Anals' is giving me much insight to the current predicament.

But... yeah. If it's the thought that counts? Don't.

I am not dead. I am being a pissy little bitch about shit taking a sabbatical from social life right now.

Aniki, what do you need a cat for? Dogs are better. =P

loggng on t say tht whe i die tha aniki btter cm get al m stuf cuz rmmat tha gve me plage dn gt nothn

goin t die nw

k bye

This thing is hypnotic...

Apparently Inui-senpai is not a religious man. You know, the whole part about not coveting your neighbor's ass.

Yeah, that's right, I noticed the way he's been looking at that ass. MY ass. Okay wait, not mine, but-- you know what I mean.

That ass better not start coveting him back, that's all I've got to say about it.

Why did I just spend my evening watching Mary Poppins TWICE? Once in Japanese, once in English with Japanese subtitles... and no we are not going to watch it a third time in just English.

Goddammit, gimme that remote!

Okay. This. THIS. Cannot happen.

Cheese does not suddenly end up on the bottom of the burger. The cheese GOES ON TOP. Do you hear me?? IT GOES ON TOP.

If the cheese it on the bottom, it sticks to the bun.

Then what have you got? I'll tell you. You've got STICKY BUNS.

And I don't do cheesy buns.

That's what the pickles are for, dammit.

I used a mirror, slid it under the door... He's definitely in there.

...

I'd knock, but he was making the scary face earlier.

Boss, it's very cool that you're going to be a big brother...

But could you slow down so I don't have to come online to figure out what the hell you're talking about??

We interrupt your regularly scheduled sleeping for some gaming followed by an intense period of snacking.

...and then perhaps some more sleeping. And maybe some jerking off, just for variety.

Vacation is fun. ^_^

Hey boss... I would like to think that if there was reason you'd switched to flea shampoo that you'd tell me. You know, given the fact that we fuck like bunnies live in the same room.

I mean, fleas are really something that bunny-fuckers roommates should talk about, you know?

Because I'm not above dumping your but into a vat of flea dip. =P

ooc: strikes bahleeted~

Alright. I give up. You got me. What the fuck is exfoliating and how the hell do you do it??

A-aniki... can you bring me some ice?

My stupid fucking cocktease roommate won't stop laughing at me.